Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Funny Read: Diva Travellers

Sometimes, we have every right to whine about what befalls us during our dream holiday - flight delays, grotty hotel rooms, hidden fees. These complaints are justified.

However, it's clear other travellers should have kept their frustrations to themselves. Here are 16 of the most ridiculous complaints collected by travel agents, online travel companies and hotels.

1. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

2. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

3. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."

4. "No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

5. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully-equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

6. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

7. "There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

8. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

9. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

10. "One traveller asked to move rooms as he insisted there was a strange buzzing coming from the airconditioner. After moving rooms, the noise was discovered to be an electric toothbrush in his suitcase."

11. "I'm sure I've stayed in this hotel room in a previous life. I cannot stay here again."

12. "Why are there no kangaroos hopping around Sydney city? I'm most disappointed."

13. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

14. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

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Peter ONWUASO said...

Chai! Olee ihe emere emeta umu uwa? You can't please human walahi!

Nazor Nwafor said...

Nawa o! I can't stop laughing!